I’m bored, at work and what do I get but Nate IM’ing me about world destruction. If you don’t know Nate…that’s what makes him happy in his pants! Read on….
Nate: there is a huge solar storm heading our way mwhahahaha
me: What does that mean for us? World destruction or pretty looking shit flying above our heads?
Nate: lmao WORLD DESTRUCTION!!!!!! MWhahahaha
me: Your dream will come true, I’m happy for you. While all the rest of us people with dreams shall perish…fucking Shakespearean tragedy right there.
Nate: ha ha ha Im excited
me: lol
Nate: The news said it can knock out GPS and the power grid, we shall see in the morning
me: For how long though, did they get all doom & gloom enough for ya?
Nate: its all up in the air , you can read about it its all over the news the power grid could be out for 6 months depending on the damge MWhahahaha
me: Dude so I might get hit by an asteroid to my forehead with the shit hitting us a 4000 mph wooooo!

I’m gonna put on an aluminum hat and dance around between 1 and 5 a.m. wanna join?
Nate: ha ha ha ha
me: I’ve always dreamed I would go that way…come on space brothahs…come get meeeeeeeeeee
I read about the storm on this news site.
Yay.